Cold hands, warm shart.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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