whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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