So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
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