im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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