I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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