I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
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