your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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