two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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