i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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