so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Shame - the story of my life.
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