even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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