This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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