We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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