It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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