If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
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