So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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