I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
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