naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
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