i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
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