ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
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