But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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