everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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