I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Can I color on your dick again?
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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