I feel like abortions should bother me more
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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