It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
My Sexting was not on an AP level
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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