You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
