Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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