is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
Randomize
