Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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