Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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