Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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