How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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