oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
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