sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
