If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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