Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
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