Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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