God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
