Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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