The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
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