yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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