i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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