I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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