At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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