So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
my sisters under your porch take her home
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
