we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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