I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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