im gay
i know
yea but for you.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
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