Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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