I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
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