found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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