I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
North Korea, Best Korea!
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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