This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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