question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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