Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
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