he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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