Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
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